Funny Wedding Poems
These funny wedding poems were written to bring more laughter and joy to wedding celebrations. Feel free to browse through these wedding poems and choose the ones that you would like to share with the bride and groom or your guests if you are the one who is getting married.
Bouquet
After the bouquet is thrown,
Get out of the danger zone,
Women will be going wild,
All of them just so beguiled.
They'll shove and pull and also fight,
They'll keep that bouquet in their sights,
They'll scratch and push with greatest force,
(And all while smiling, of course).
All this just to be wed next,
Those who miss are truly vexed,
She who wins is full of glee,
But single men will start to flee!
by Lucilla Moretti
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Did you like the above poem? I think it is a great little poem that can be shared with the bride to be right before her wedding day. The days before her wedding day, the bride will be running around all stressed out, and I think a poem like this will remind her that her wedding day will be lots of fun.
If your brother or male friend is getting married, than you should share this funny wedding poem with him. It was specifically written for the groom who is saying goodbye to his bachelor days and lifestyle.
The funny wedding poetry page also contains a poem that makes fun of the groom.
Sight To See
A bride's as lovely as can be,
Her make-up painted perfectly,
Not a hair is out of place,
There is a glow upon her face.
Her gown is white and fluttery,
Her form's as shapely as can be,
Her veil surrounds her as it flows,
There's not a smudge upon her nose.
Yes, she is a sight to see,
Put together so nicely,
Then there's cake smooshed in her face,
And laughter's filling up the place!
by Lucilla Moretti
As the above poem states, the bride and her beauty is often the focus of many weddings. Believe me, it takes a lot of work to make her look that good. Her white wedding dress is just one of the things that makes her stand out from the bridal party and the guests. While the groom often blends quite well with the crowd, since he usually wears black, just like many guests and ushers.
The humorous wedding poems page features a poem that is pretty funny. It talks about how some people get jealous of the bride and groom.
We all know that weddings can be very stressful because of all the small details involved in a typical wedding. That's exactly the theme behind the free funny wedding poem. I hope it makes you laugh.
However, if you are looking for a really fun poem, than feel free to read the wedding party poetry poem.
I've always been a big fan of cupcakes. They even have wedding cupcakes now. I'm getting a huge craving.
If you are still trying to figure out your color scheme for your wedding, than I recommend you take a look at this Color Wheel Chart. I think it's very helpful.
Thank you for visiting the funny wedding poems section and I hope that you had fun.
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