Funny Wedding Poem

If you've been looking for a funny wedding poem online, look no further. This poem would make a great addition to a card for that male friend of yours who's about to get married.


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Say Goodbye, Say Hello

Say goodbye to bachelor days,
Say goodbye to freestyle ways,
Say goodbye to single life,
Say hello to your new wife!

Put your laundry in the pile,
Talk of feelings for a while,
Please wipe off the kitchen sink,
Watch your wallet start to shrink.

But say hello to love that's true,
To someone putting up with you.
She'll love you forever more,
That's more than you could ask her for!

by Lucilla Moretti
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Everyone likes to joke about the fact that getting married means giving up your free-wheeling bachelor lifestyle, and there have been countless movies and books written about just such a thing. Giving up the little black book, saying goodbye to singles hotspots like dance clubs and bars and learning not to let those dirty dishes pile up are just a few things that go along with getting married.



People love to poke fun and say that a man is giving up his freedom and independence when he gets married. This bachelor wedding poem talks about those things, but it also shows the sweeter side of what a man gains when he gets married: a loving wife who will be there for him no matter what.


I have a brother who was a stereotypical bachelor. When he met the woman of his dreams and decided to settle down, he was subject to a lot of ribbing. This was a great poem for him, and I know that this poem would be great for a friend of yours in a similar situation, so why not just print it out and give it to him? I hope you've enjoyed this free funny wedding poem online!




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